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 Dear wang litte sister: 親愛的王「小」姐:
 From see you one eye, I @@ love you.
 自從看到你的第一眼,我〝便〞愛上你。
 Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
 Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
 妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來,妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?
 Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
 也許你不記得我,沒有關係,當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情。
 I think l should introduce myself to you.
 我想應該介紹一下自己。
 I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
 我叫李大偉,今年25。(今天是 today,那麼今年就是 toyear。至於偉就翻成 great 吧!)
 My home have four mouth people - papa, mama, I and DD.
 我家有四〝口〞人... 爸爸、媽媽、我和〝弟弟〞。
 I am a good man, in a big company work.
 我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。
 I make early  every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
 我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
 Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
 find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
 請嫁菴吧,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於「廟」字,也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。)
 Like Your people
 喜歡妳的人
 
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